cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

I think this has so many notes just because someone reblogged himself/herself 3 times and I’m ok with this.

(Source: tomsigh)

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comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

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comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart and Larry Wilmore talk about police misconduct on last night’s Daily Show.

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nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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sharonosbourne:

saddeer:

my printer can suck a dick 

what kind of printer do you have

Brother.

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